Welcome
This is my first post. Testing my new OG blogging pipeline. Who knows, I might even start posting something. Nothing's interesting here, just testing some functionalities.
Some Code
Here's some ASM. Just a simple routine to simulate modern web development:
; x86_64 Assembly: The modern web dev routine
section .text
global _start
_start:
; Initialize our "framework"
mov rax, 0xDEADBEEF ; Load base bloat
mov rbx, 0xCAFEBABE ; Load node_modules
.bloat_loop:
cmp rax, rbx ; Are we bloated enough?
je .done ; Yes, we are bloated enough
add rax, 1 ; Add 1 byte of bloat
; TODO: actually do something useful
jmp .bloat_loop ; Infinite loop of despair
.done:
; Exit with status code 1 (failure, like most JS careers)
mov rax, 60 ; sys_exit
mov rdi, 1 ; exit code 1
syscallAnd bash, for when you just need to get things done without the overhead:
#!/bin/bash
# The "modern" build script
echo "Installing 40,000 dependencies..."
sleep 2
echo "Vulnerabilities found: 420"
echo "Fixing them by ignoring them..."
rm -rf node_modules
echo "Done. Ship it."An Image
Blockquote Test
He that increaseth knowledge increaseth sorrow.
That's It
No static site generators. No npm. No webpack.
Just markdown, a build script and the sweet, sweet absence of node_modules.